spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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