Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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