Apparently you make a good broom.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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