1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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