WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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