Already got asked if we're dating
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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