just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
