the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
sex on a bike is impossible
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