Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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