he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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