sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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