can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Stone age, man.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil