Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.