When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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