it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Randomize
