Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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