Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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