You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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