My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I FOUND THE LEGS
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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