He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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