please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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