We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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