HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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