But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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