i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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