just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Man, jail baloney is awful.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
don't judge my taste in strippers
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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