you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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