did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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