a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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