Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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