took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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