I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Everclear isn't food dammit
My butt remains clenched, sir.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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