Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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