On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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