apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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