i think i have herpe
just one?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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