i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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