i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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