i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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