I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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