Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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