In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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