Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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