i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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