i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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