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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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