It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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