my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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