We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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