Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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