You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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