i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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