One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
