he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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