just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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